Wednesday 27 May 2015

Sepp Blatter Song


SEPP BLATTER

(to the tune of Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel)

You could have a World Cup
if you'd just bring round some slaves
you could have an aeroplane flying
if you fill my world with cash

all you do is call me
I'll be anything you need

you could have a big payout
lots of folding brown, go treat your friends
you could have the tv rights for nothing
this corruption never ends

I want to be your Sepp Blatter
why don't you call my name
oh let me be your Sepp Blatter
There will be no testimony
show me round your suitcase
'cos I will be your money tree
open up your suitcase
where the moolah is as much as can be
I want to be your Sepp Blatter
why don't you call my name
You’d better call Sepp Blatter
put your mind at rest
I'm going to be Sepp Blatter
There will be no testimony
I'm your Sepp Blatter
let there be no doubt about it

Sepp Sepp Sepp Blatter

I've moved the goalposts
saved my skin
They cant be despots
Air conditioning, air conditioning
oh won't you chauffeur me
and I will chauffeur you
chauffeur me, I will chauffeur you
U U U U U U U U UEFA too
only you
you've been coming through
going to build that powerr
build, build up that power, hey
I've been speaking to Russia
I've been speaking to Russia
it's what we're doing, doing
all day and night